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Hey GabeN, I hear dat Jizzy Riccitiello be a cold-ass lil cock. Itz guys like his ass whoz ass is ruinin gamin n' crap. I gotz a straight-up bona fo' Screw. I couldn't live without Screw. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Screw is mah life. I be bout ta die if you ever take Screw away. Please don't ever bust a cap up in Screw. I be not a god damn thang without Screw.

When is HL3 comin out, biatch? My fuckin muthafuckin right hand playa is gettin all pissed off cuz you haven't juiced it up yet yo. Dude luddz Half-Life yo. Dude couldn't live without Half-Life. Please make it straight-up special fo' his muthafuckin ass.

Ludd from, Space Core

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